People need to write articles and they need to have angles in them and I'm grateful when people are doing articles, but I always say there's not a great mystery to stand-up comedy.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.

I've had plenty of friends tell me that their first time doing stand-up, they do well, and then they tank for a while after that. Kind of like the first time you do a drug, you're like, "Huh! This is pretty darn good," and then you spend all your money trying to get the same high.

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?