I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.

I love standup comedians. I really do.

The entertainment business is such a strange, crazy perception business that you're either given way too much respect, like people saying, "You should be the head of the sitcom!" Or you're given no respect, where they're like, "You should audition to be the garbage man that lives four houses down."

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.