Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.
Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?
Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here.
My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'
I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.
"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.