The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.
Jim GaffiganThey always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash. "Looks like my kids aren't having ketchup tonight."
Jim GaffiganI feel like, even in this crazy world of Trump getting elected and these things that really kind of caught me off-guard, I feel like I understand less than I did.
Jim GaffiganI wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.
Jim GaffiganThe entertainment business is such a strange, crazy perception business that you're either given way too much respect, like people saying, "You should be the head of the sitcom!" Or you're given no respect, where they're like, "You should audition to be the garbage man that lives four houses down."
Jim Gaffigan