There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.

Don't get caught up in other people's expectations. Don't take anything for granted, either.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

I love the impatience of New York... You ever had somebody not ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know, like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time.

I like to think of bread as really bland cake.

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"