It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

As I go on in standup, I keep being described as cleaner and cleaner as I do each hour, they're like, 'It's unbelievable how clean,' 'He's the cleanest person in the world.' And then I'll do shows and people will be like, 'You're supposed to be so clean, but you're talking about cancer.'

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

I grew up in a Catholic family in the Midwest. And I knew people of different faiths and people that were atheists and people that were agnostic.

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.