This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."
Jim GaffiganI realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.
Jim GaffiganTelevision's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you defer to that. It's just kind of how it's constructed. Is there some leeway? Yeah. But I also don't want to come across as a jerk.
Jim GaffiganNow that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.
Jim Gaffigan