Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

I live in New York City, but it doesn't matter if you're in any large, metropolitan area, there's kind of a little bit of survival-of-the-fittest, so when you encounter kindness or people going out of their way in an empathetic way, it's almost startling.

The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.

But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really.

Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.