There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnโt get to it. โI gotta go to the post office, but Iโd probably have to put on pants. And theyโre only open till five. Looks like Iโm going to have to do that next week.
Jim GaffiganGyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.
Jim Gaffigan