Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.

You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.