I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.
Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.
For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.