Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
Apologies; our cultural obsession with them isn't about actually being offended, or simply needing to hear, “I'm sorry.” It's not really about right or wrong. It's about wanting to throw a rock in the dark and hear something break.
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.