I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.

For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.

That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?

The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.

I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.

From now on, anyone raped at Penn State should just tell Joe Paterno's statue. It couldn't help you any less than the real Joe would have.

I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.