Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and what I hate about myself and what I love about myself and to make you laugh while I'm doing it.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.
There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.