I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
Jim NortonGod, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.
Jim NortonThe only time the press doesnโt sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.
Jim NortonPeople don't mind positive stereotypes. People don't mind positive assumptions. It's only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary.
Jim Norton