The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And thatโs probably why theyโre the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.