My whole existence is spent just trying to not shove bad food in my fat face. It's like a constant struggle. I'll do really good for a while, and then I do bad, then I do really good.
Jim NortonPeople are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something.
Jim NortonWhat a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far as Iโm concerned, if you make $2 million a week and you donโt have a hooker in your hotel room, youโre creepy and I donโt trust you. And I donโt do drugs at all, so for me it would just be more prostitutes. Thatโs how they would find me. I would be dead on the floor, flattened by a pile of prostitutes. Iโd look like a cat in a hoardersโ house.
Jim Norton