You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And thatโs probably why theyโre the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open