While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.
Jim NortonWhen it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I mean I love what I do, but that's the irritating side of it.
Jim NortonYou 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
Jim Norton