What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?

I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her.

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.