I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.