Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.