It just seems like right now we’re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if it’s a lousy opinion or a shitty opinion, and comics I don’t think can ever fall into the trap of any groups that want to censor what a person says or thinks or punish a person for expressing what they think. Anything you say about a social issue is going to offend half the country. I don’t care how nicely you say it, I don’t care how well you construct the joke, simply by stating the opinion, you are for something and anti something else.

While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.