The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.

I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys?

Apologies; our cultural obsession with them isn't about actually being offended, or simply needing to hear, “I'm sorry.” It's not really about right or wrong. It's about wanting to throw a rock in the dark and hear something break.

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.