I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something.

You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.

The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.

I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys?

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.