Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.