You look like a diabetic strip club owner.

I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.