While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.