My whole existence is spent just trying to not shove bad food in my fat face. It's like a constant struggle. I'll do really good for a while, and then I do bad, then I do really good.

God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.

I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her.

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?