I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.
I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open