I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You don't walk through a museum with a towel and throw it over paintings you don't like.
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.