My whole existence is spent just trying to not shove bad food in my fat face. It's like a constant struggle. I'll do really good for a while, and then I do bad, then I do really good.
Jim NortonIt just seems like right now weโre in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if itโs a lousy opinion or a shitty opinion, and comics I donโt think can ever fall into the trap of any groups that want to censor what a person says or thinks or punish a person for expressing what they think. Anything you say about a social issue is going to offend half the country. I donโt care how nicely you say it, I donโt care how well you construct the joke, simply by stating the opinion, you are for something and anti something else.
Jim NortonWhat a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far as Iโm concerned, if you make $2 million a week and you donโt have a hooker in your hotel room, youโre creepy and I donโt trust you. And I donโt do drugs at all, so for me it would just be more prostitutes. Thatโs how they would find me. I would be dead on the floor, flattened by a pile of prostitutes. Iโd look like a cat in a hoardersโ house.
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