I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.

Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.