That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.

You look like a diabetic strip club owner.

The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.