You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.
There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open