That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.