Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.

You better lava me now or lava me not.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.