I just thank God I don't live in a trailer.
We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.
I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.
If thereโs a heaven for me, Iโm sure it has a beach attached.