This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.
If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor