I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

Cheeseburger in paradise!