I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.

There's still this underlying image of women that they should fulfil a certain role. It's no accident that a lot of men who are a bit misogynistic tend to say things like 'get back to the kitchen' or 'why aren't you at home looking after the kids'.

To me, a politician's job is to listen to constituents' problems and try to sort them out.

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.