If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody. I was born that way.

My tears speak for me.

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.

Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.

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Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star.