Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years now, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed him over again. He'll get one of The Oscars they give you at the end of your life because they feel guilty for never giving you an Oscar.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.