Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?