If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.