The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening to other people talk about their experiences, from listening to Bill Hicks or reading Terrence McKenna or Aldous Huxley and Timothy Leary. But there's always some dumb cop out there who says "We don't need another legal drug and there's psychological addiction and blah blah blah."

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"