One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is this tiny depressing fishing town, all Portuguese immigrants and it's just a humorless, dark town.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.