I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life." You can't do that. You can't decide that a word is forbidden now collectively amongst your group of human beings, that the word is a slanderous evil nasty word about homosexuals. It's not, the word doesn't mean that. And sometimes it's a good word to use in comedy. That's what your friend has to realize when he's at a bar just yelling out the word.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.