So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

I love existing in pre big bang conditions.