So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities are all over the place. They're natural. You know what's not natural? You, in the middle of the mountains, in the middle of the winter.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.