But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it ever has before. I think there are more great comics. I think the standard is higher. The critical analysis is a little harsher, but that is also good. Maybe people have a higher standard than before, maybe they are a little more judgmental, a little more brutal, that makes people work harder. It makes the stand up better.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.