After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.