Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is this tiny depressing fishing town, all Portuguese immigrants and it's just a humorless, dark town.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.