Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

People love to see people fall.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities are all over the place. They're natural. You know what's not natural? You, in the middle of the mountains, in the middle of the winter.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.