Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.

People for the most part can smell lies.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.