Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is this tiny depressing fishing town, all Portuguese immigrants and it's just a humorless, dark town.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.