Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.