Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.