I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot