You could smell my ass from mars.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.