On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.