Be the hero of your own story.

A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.