Be the hero of your own story.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.