I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Be the hero of your own story.

One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.