I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.
Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.
I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.