If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.