["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.