["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.