This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Be the hero of your own story.