I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future