Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.