Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.